Polite Indian

The queen of England is celebrating her 100th birthday. All the VIP and Star personalities are invited for the grand celebration, from all over the world. On the list are names of two such VIPs, Mr.Narad Pawar & Mr.Topinath Munde from India. When they arrive at the queens palace, the function is just about to begin and the queen is already seated on her throne.

The queen announces, “I am very thankful to all the guests who have come to wish me on my birthday. I am also, thankful for all the gifts that I see your hands. But, I have a condition for accepting your gifts, which must be satisfied, only then shall I accept them. If, I don’t like your gift, I will have it pushed inside your Ass.”

The visitors get shocked on the queens wish. But, they had no option but to offer their presents. So one by one they all line-up and wish the queen and present their gifts.

When Mr.Narad Pawar is next, he hands out a “Pappaya” to the queen. The queen looks at it and gives a very depressed look. She nods No and asks her attendents to go ahead with her wish. So they, make Mr.Pawar bend and start the ritual of inserting the Pappaya in his ass.

During this process Mr.Pawar, instead of screaming and crying, surprisingly starts laughing loudly. All the people including the queen is stunned and confused by the laughing.

So, the queen gets very angry and asks him: “what is the matter with you? Why are you laughing? Does that not hurt you?”
Mr.Pawar, still laughing and tears rolling down his cheeks says, “No your majesty, I am not worried about me.” “I just can’t control my laughter with the thought and imagination going in my mind!” The queen asks, “What is it about?”

Mr.Pawar says, “Wait till you see My friend Mr.Topinath Munde with his GIFT! He has come with a “JACK-FRUIT, for your majesty’s birthday !”